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laugh-addict:

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mishaslittlefella:

So today in my human sexuality class my 60-year-old teacher brought up condoms and suggested putting them on with your mouth and we were like ok that’s a cool idea

and then he grabbed a banana and opened and condom and put the condom in his mouth a fuCKING DEEPTHROATED THE GODDAMN BANANA TO PUT THE CONDOM ON IT AND WE WERE ALL JUST SITTING THERE IN SHOCK AND ONE KID STARTED CLAPPING

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olly-murmaid:

quidditchcapricious:

bluntedanimehunk:

is this even real what the fuck

Also, that quote is legit.

What a fucking narcissistic little asshole…

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warulv:

pixelnuggets:

j4ya:

MY FRIEND DIANE MADE A ZIPLOC BAG JACKET

she is the future

SNACK JACKET

SNACKET

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kmaryam:

me

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theinturnetexplorer:

his stone cold delivery is priceless.

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giggle-some-more:

gloomyteens:

ermehgerd mersh potaters

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iroh:

mp3s that have like 30 seconds of silence at the end of the song

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10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

“I’ve accomplished everything I wanted out of life, like way beyond my wildest dreams. Anything from here on is just icing. Seriously, if you find out that I died tomorrow, I’m fine. Don’t be sad for me, because I’m not sad. I died with a smile on my face.”

-Ryan Dunn

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